The Egyptian Mau is probably the oldest breed of cat. In fact, the breed is so ancient that its name is the Egyptian word for “cat.”
now I am just imagining a very early Egyptian encountering a wild cat for the first time.
human: what the fuck are you?
human: oh okay then
The very first pokemon.
boy toy named troy born and raised in south detroit, he took the midnight train going anywhere
Fuck I’m walking downtown and I pass a group of guys staring at me and I think “great catcall time” but then one guy goes “you look like you could kill a man a million different ways with just your bare hands”. This. This is an acceptable comment to give a girl on the street.
Wear makeup to make YOURSELF happy, not for the pleasure of anyone else.
I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.